Voici un texte très drôle que j’ai trouvé sur internet. Trop funny ! lol ! Cela explique pourquoi je ne me suis jamais mariée…

You are regretetfully invited
to the wedding between my perfect son,

The Doctor

and some

Cheap Two-Bit Tramp

whose name escapes me right now.

The biggest disaster in my
family’s history will take place at

9pm on saturday, September 8th

and no doubt end in divorce.
Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment.
The overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony
will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served
because whatsherface has an allergy.